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  • Chris Hansen didn't anticipate child molesters at sea. You sir, are thinking outside of the box.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:13pm
  • he does. i am a launch driver at the yacht club he belongs to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:35pm
  • "Hello, 907. Would you like a cookie?" "Wait, how did you get here, I'm in the middle of the ocean..." "We have our ways...we have our ways...." "No seriously, this plan was flawless...bring the 13 year old boy to the middle of the ocean..." "Well we caught you...and I do indeed have a boat sir." "Wait...how did you know I sent that..." "We know everything. Its our job to know."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:21pm
  • you don't get it? have you been hiding under a rock?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:05pm
  • haha, knowing who chris hansen is, this is actually one of the funniest tfln in awhile

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Can we stop giving good night votes to the person trying to be a "creative" child molestor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 5:38am
  • 574--when you're on a boat filled with 16 year old prosti-tots things like this will run through your head, especially in the dark

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:13pm
  • this has gotta be someone from talkeetna/houston area

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:46pm
    • prrrrrrrrrrrretty sure it says alaska up there at the top of the pag buddy

      Submitted by pokinsmot on Apr 21, 10 at 1:31am
  • more importantly: does pedobear have a jet ski? if so, then it's a foregone conclusion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:55pm
  • The guy from Cheaters has a boat, I'm sure Chris Hansen does too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 4:56pm
  • oh jesus LOL. thumbs up. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:07am
  • never thought i'd be on a boat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:42pm
  • that what fukn funny 12:21

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:40pm
  • Well done 12:21. Now if you could just have a seat over here...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:59pm
  • maybe if they're a child molester they HAVE been hiding under a rock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:05pm
  • I'm sure he has a boat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 4:55pm
  • no, i havent been hiding under a rock actually, but i dont stay updated with all the juicy child molester news either i guess. so sorry. if someone doesnt wanna judge me and/or be sarcastic & actually tell me what it means that'd be nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:13pm
  • i really dont get it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:58am