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  • Why not? When you are married, you can walk into the bedroom even _without_ a pizza box and expect to get laid!

    Submitted by g2x on Feb 25, 14 at 5:58am
  • Yes, yes you can. At least he brought you pizza. Give it up or he will get it from somewhere else.

    Submitted by Dont_Taze_Me_Bro on Feb 25, 14 at 8:09am
  • I would be down if my husband brought home pizza, but I reaaaaally love pizza.

    Submitted by puggeroni on Feb 25, 14 at 7:17pm
  • So I guess anal is out of the question then?

    Submitted by economizer on Feb 26, 14 at 2:35am
  • It works for me every time... Wings work too.. Lol

    Submitted by Kriztoff on Feb 25, 14 at 2:07pm
  • That should be all it takes.

    Submitted by blahblah213 on Feb 25, 14 at 9:37am
  • Put out or get out if your married.

    Submitted by Dsapeer on Feb 25, 14 at 1:30pm