Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
