I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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