i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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