we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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Whats with all these, "please come get me" texts? Use your dog damn legs and walk outta there dumb bitch!
Does no one on tfln drive? half these texts are of person A asking person B to pick them up! if ya cant even drive ya prob shouldnt be fucking. If it's a hookup, learn the cab's number!
Sometimes, people live in cities, where it's more efficient and affordable to take public transportation - that doesn't mean they're poor.
And it certainly doesn't mean they "shouldn't be fucking." Idiot.
Wow a lot of talk about handjobs, I love giving blowjobs, dudes can give themselves a handy
please... it looks like a lot of guys are pissed 'cause this text hit a little too close to home.
You broke it!
9:26 1. 'Please come get me' means your post gets on by default.
To OP, dumb high school girls don't realize a guy can't get hard again right after finishing. It's called the refractory period. Not great but them's the breaks. If you're leaving just for that, then leave you shallow bitch.
Fuck all "please come get me" texts. It may have been remotely funny until those last four cliche words. Fake. Or they are 15. Either way lame.
It's always sunny in Philadelphia....
What is with all the handjobs lately? That's just lazyness
Who gives hand jobs???
Enough with these fucking "please come get me" fucking posts you fucking cocksuckers.
thanks Jeff, although it is not funny.... I am considering killing OP, please come get me
... Sounds like my ex.
they should start a site called PCGM that way all these stupid "please come get me" texts can stay there and stop being posted here
Mods please read the comments. NO ONE thinks these "please come get me" texts are funny. They are extremely over done and I'm willing to bet 99% of them are fake. As of now all you have to do is post something ridiculous and put "please come get me" and it will get passed. FUCKING STUPID.
you are the most stupid person ever i am willing to bet 50 % are fake and 50% real and it is not the please come get me part it that is cock is broken part that funny and i do think this text is funny so you my good sir are wrong
The way you wrote that sentence I am assuming you are 8 years old. Seriously, you don't even know how to use a fucking period. I don't even need to explain why you're dumb.
sorry i never use periods what are u going to kill me + i am 18
I was thinking that exactly 3:49. Then I remembered that middle schoolers don't drive.
But who are they texting?
Maybe you should try "have sex" after he gives you an MLA Handbook.
I'm sick of the "please come get me texts" don't any of you drive?
It's funny because she's asking her friend to come get her because she doesn't want to be there anymore due to the fact that he said an unusual thing in an intimate setting.
no shit, i'm sick of the "come pick me up" ending. Fuck you
I don't think that's why she's leaving 9:41... I'm pretty sure it's the fact that he's saying his little boy is broken
THANK YOU, 9:41!
8:43 you said the comment that just made me fall in love. Do you believe in love at first comment??
Sucks for youuuu!
The fuck did you expect you dumb twat?
610 REPRESENT !
Try giving him a footjob, girl
Get a fucking job so you can afford a car and drive yourself stop fucking asking people to come get you. Either that or don't be such a fat lazy slob and walk home
Not all of us drive. I recently had my lisecense taken away. It sucks
Jeff (10:20) is awesome
Please come get me is getting old. Does no one drive?
Girl u need to come with me... Blow me or jack me off, 100% I will get hard for u again!
9:11. But most women can't drive ... lol
Hasn't anybody got it yet? These are all written by a team of douches that have a random number genrator spit out area codes for them... Sigh.