On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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