Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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You mean anything WITH a French guy would have been a disappointment. Girl, you have got to work on a) your standards, if you're boning a French dude and then a douchebag who won't even finish the job and b) your patriotism. If they show no balls in wartime, they don't deserve to show them to you in happytime!!!!
Who does that?
Well, when you're a chick from Iowa, guys really would rather masterbate than fuck you.
thats because he was french, therefore he was g@y
I knew a chef who did that and I'm pretty sure he is confused about some things...
french guys are the best <3
Couldn't you tell that's what he was doing?
French guys are selfish and small. No prize there