And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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