I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Yes. P p p p p p p p pumpkin face. Well, can u say b b b b b b b b blumpkin face?
tanning is for SLUUUUUUUTSSSS
Never seen the hangover? Ratard, a what? A ratard
come on ppl.... this is hilarious. I fake tan and i laughed my ass off. Stop taking it so personally and just laugh about something instead of being all pissy. It was funny... lol... see?
people who make fun of tanning are probably pissed because their boyfriend dumped them for a tan girl. im just throwing it out there.
probably why you look like an 81 year old trapped in a young girls body
God, I fucking hate those fake tans. Who the hell wants to look like an umpa loompa?
4:28 I submitted the text in the first place. Did you check the area code?? I'm in OR you idiot. Color is fine until you look fucking orange retard.
tanning is only okay when its in the actual sun
HAHAHA one of the best ones so far
Go Portland! Lots of fake bitches here tan. I, on the other hand, would rather be pale than a pumpkin face.
Haha sarcasm is my MO biatch!!
tanning is for people who hate their own race.
And who over the age of 12 doesnt know what a "blumpkin" is? It's cute how you tried to look smart and correct him, but it is indeed "blumpkin", not "bumpkin"; and you are indeed an idiot.
If it looks natural it's fine, if your 18 and your already getting wrinkles/look like an oompaloompa that's when it needs to end.... also enough with the over the top bronzer... it just looks fake and ugly.
Hey you retarded whore. Might want to reread the post. It says FAKE TAN - not get out in the actual sun and tan. Please PLEASE don't procreate. (Since that word is probably too difficult for you to understand, it means please don't have kids.) The last thing the world needs is more idiots like you running around.
Portland reppin' right here.
Thanks 6:19 for having my back. I never even seen rainman but enjoy the hangover!!
i hope im not the only one who read that like the chorus of "poker face"
Kim Peak is the real live rainman, YouTube him he is amazing!
lol@ the person who didn't know what a blumpkin was.
and fuck fake bitches, tanning is for whores. i enjoy being ghost-white and cancer free :)
hhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa shits hilarious
"Tanning is for whores"? So like...being out in the sun, the way nature intended instead of looking like a sheet of paper is whorish? Well then, I'd rather be a whore than a hermit.
Stfu Portland go smoke an emo cig on the corner.
Lady gaga is just awful
People always look best in their natural skin colour anyway.
Rainman wasn't the retard. It was his brother, bitch. That makes YOU the 'ratard'.
Dude, I'm all for a nice dark tan but spray-on just smells AWFUL. Like, gag-style. What's pleasing to the eye and pleasing to the nose are seldom the same. PLUS, it gets all over my sheets. It's like "thanks for the sex, but now I hafta do laundry?!"
what is this obsession with getting first post? go play in traffic, retards.
Ghost white or not you can have cancer plenty of other ways retard.
Damn that's what I was afraid of, he also had a nose job, takes two showers a day, has twenty five pair of shocks and more jeans than me.....
I been tanning since 15, I'm now 24. My skin is great and I moisturize. You can tan conservatively. I have never been orange or too dark. It clears up any acne I have, who the hell cares if you tan? Get real
Fk you all. I love spray tan.
Too bad Halloween is already past
4:28 my boyfriend tans is he then a sslluuuuttt? Or could it be we live in wi and like a little color. I'm going to go with your like rainman, a ratard
i hope im not the only one who didnt realize it was ment to be like "poker face"
Pumpkin CREAM pie!!!!! Bahahaha