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  • Yes. P p p p p p p p pumpkin face. Well, can u say b b b b b b b b blumpkin face?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:00pm
  • tanning is for SLUUUUUUUTSSSS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:28pm
  • Never seen the hangover? Ratard, a what? A ratard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:15pm
  • come on ppl.... this is hilarious. I fake tan and i laughed my ass off. Stop taking it so personally and just laugh about something instead of being all pissy. It was funny... lol... see?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:58pm
  • people who make fun of tanning are probably pissed because their boyfriend dumped them for a tan girl. im just throwing it out there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:55pm
  • God, I fucking hate those fake tans. Who the hell wants to look like an umpa loompa?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:34pm
  • probably why you look like an 81 year old trapped in a young girls body

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:05pm
  • 4:28 I submitted the text in the first place. Did you check the area code?? I'm in OR you idiot. Color is fine until you look fucking orange retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:47am
  • HAHAHA one of the best ones so far

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:22am
  • Go Portland! Lots of fake bitches here tan. I, on the other hand, would rather be pale than a pumpkin face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:49pm
  • tanning is only okay when its in the actual sun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:28am
  • Haha sarcasm is my MO biatch!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:36am
  • tanning is for people who hate their own race.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:56pm
  • Portland reppin' right here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:27pm
  • And who over the age of 12 doesnt know what a "blumpkin" is? It's cute how you tried to look smart and correct him, but it is indeed "blumpkin", not "bumpkin"; and you are indeed an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:58pm
  • Thanks 6:19 for having my back. I never even seen rainman but enjoy the hangover!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:33pm
  • i hope im not the only one who read that like the chorus of "poker face"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:41pm
  • Hey you retarded whore. Might want to reread the post. It says FAKE TAN - not get out in the actual sun and tan. Please PLEASE don't procreate. (Since that word is probably too difficult for you to understand, it means please don't have kids.) The last thing the world needs is more idiots like you running around.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:53am
  • lol@ the person who didn't know what a blumpkin was. and fuck fake bitches, tanning is for whores. i enjoy being ghost-white and cancer free :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:20pm
  • Kim Peak is the real live rainman, YouTube him he is amazing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:51pm
  • If it looks natural it's fine, if your 18 and your already getting wrinkles/look like an oompaloompa that's when it needs to end.... also enough with the over the top bronzer... it just looks fake and ugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:30pm
  • hhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa shits hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:02pm
  • "Tanning is for whores"? So like...being out in the sun, the way nature intended instead of looking like a sheet of paper is whorish? Well then, I'd rather be a whore than a hermit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:27pm
  • Stfu Portland go smoke an emo cig on the corner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:21am
  • Dude, I'm all for a nice dark tan but spray-on just smells AWFUL. Like, gag-style. What's pleasing to the eye and pleasing to the nose are seldom the same. PLUS, it gets all over my sheets. It's like "thanks for the sex, but now I hafta do laundry?!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:39pm
  • Rainman wasn't the retard. It was his brother, bitch. That makes YOU the 'ratard'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:22pm
  • Lady gaga is just awful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:08pm
  • People always look best in their natural skin colour anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:41pm
  • Ghost white or not you can have cancer plenty of other ways retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:20am
  • what is this obsession with getting first post? go play in traffic, retards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:20pm
  • Damn that's what I was afraid of, he also had a nose job, takes two showers a day, has twenty five pair of shocks and more jeans than me.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:18pm
  • s-s-s-s-syphilis!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:55pm
  • I been tanning since 15, I'm now 24. My skin is great and I moisturize. You can tan conservatively. I have never been orange or too dark. It clears up any acne I have, who the hell cares if you tan? Get real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:46am
  • 4:28 my boyfriend tans is he then a sslluuuuttt? Or could it be we live in wi and like a little color. I'm going to go with your like rainman, a ratard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:05pm
  • Fk you all. I love spray tan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:03pm
  • Too bad Halloween is already past

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:30am
  • oh shit. i hope im not the only one who didnt realize it was ment to be like "poker face"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:45pm
  • Pumpkin CREAM pie!!!!! Bahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:14pm
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