After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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