I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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