We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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