Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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