What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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If vodka was water and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up! But vodka's not water, and I'm not a duck, so hand me that bottle and shut the fuck up~
Not sure, what's the saying about stealing from Patton Oswalt's twitter feed from 10/8?\n\nhttp://twitter.com/pattonoswalt
Who the fuck is Patton Oswalt? Maybe the person was legit asking the question...as in, they'd heard of it from this nobody the same way you did and actually couldn't remember how it went. Ever think of that? Jackasses, all of you.
Vicodin before scotch, urine on crotch, scotch before vicodin, dick in a pumpkin
vicodin, really? try some OC.
Vicodin before scotch. Enjoy the hospitals watch
Jam it in when she's on top
Vicodin before scotch, I steal lines from patton oswalt, cause I'm a shitty person who has no creativity. I'm sure that's how it goes.
Makes one tastey crotch
Kyui14 I'm putting that on a shirt!
To hell with Vicodin... Roxycodone 30 mgs is what's up
Vicodin before Scotch,\nYou're out like a rock.
my life will I botch.
Why are you binge drinking scotch? Don't you have some cheap UV that still needs to be finished?
puke you will not!!!!
Vicodin before scotch, tonights gonna rock, scotch before Vicodin we're gonna fight again.
Vicodin before scotch or its like a kick in the crotch.
i want to taste your crotch
Can't use your crotch
...it comes out your crotch.
Will tear your dick apart
kyui14- you are my hero
http://tinyurl.com/2ezaqgj. It was Patton Oswalt. Too bad Michigan lacks creativity enough to think of their own texts...
Kyui14: I had never heard that...love it!!!!!
And there's cum on your crotch...