found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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