he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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Sounds like my priest
Maybe she's really tight? I've had a hard time with that before... I want to keep going but there's no way when it feels that good.
Do him again, he'll be better the second time and the third. Really...
(Dude who this is about, we got your back man!)
I've said that before. Twas true. if she wasnt so fucking hot, i wouldnt have been so excited.
I had sex once. Overrated.
Same thing happened to me.. So I hopped back on and he DEFINITELY made it up to me ; )
So I wouldn't judge the poor guy
Guys, please....get the girl off manually or orally before you fuck her...if you even think you may nut to fast. you do the rest of us a disservice by being two minute man.
remember "the party aint over till everyone has dessert"
Woman, if the guy gets over excited about your hot bod and cums to fast. try getting him hard again....the second nut will take much longer
the bullshit meter is going into overdrive!
I had a guy who wasn't as fast but was pretty quick
He use to say "it's a race and I won"
Don't flatter yourself he was thinking of someone else
Anyone who has a husband like this is screwed for lifeeee
remember kids. sex isn't sex until both people cross the finish line...until then....it's just a favor
I avg ~15mins. I've gone an hour when absolutely smashed. That idiot at 5:44 who claims a 3hour sex session better be including two hours of foreplay or I'm calling him out as a virgin. And let's not kid ourselves women (girls?) Your box would be torn to shit if some guy rammed the hell out of it for 3 hours.
Two minutes in heaven are better than one minute in heaven.
Finish off the girl with oral if this happens
2 is premature and 7 min is average
pussy is pussy. pound that shit and think of some old chick naked so you last longer... god bless the queen in her birthday suit... its gotten me through some close calls
It happens when you don't get laid in a while. We all don't have readily available cum dumpsters to blow in before we fuck someone that we actually care about. Damn I am sorry excuse for a man because I don't fuck a new chick every couple of days, get some morals sluts.
I said the same thing once, not because it was quick but because I had whiskey dick and couldn't keep it up...so in between I just went down on her. She ended up being satisfied.
420 you are wrong. 2 min is considered pre-mature and 7 minutes is average.
LOL at all the guys in here trying to justify their quick triggers.
that's a lame excuse
I don't have a stamina quota. I've done everything from bust in my pants dry humping to last hours and hours. And the louder a girl screams the quicker I go, but I rarely ever get off first, doesn't feel right...
7 minutes is average? jeez my guy is way way way WAY above average
i love a guy who makes me cum more than 3 times in the sac!!
Blow him first, wait a few minutes, then fuck him. The bj should take 2-3 minutes then the sex should last at least 30 minutes. Speaking as a guy, it's the only way to fly...
Oh yeah, cuz when a girl is terrible in bed I just nut so quickly...retard.
4:18, business time? But only if your wearing business socks :]
You say you want some more? Well I'm not surprised. But I am quite sleepy. Business Hours Are Over, Baaaaaaby yeah
Some of you women are just cunts. Go give him a couple chances, it happens. If it's always 2 minutes...then I'm sorry for you :)
Flattered, yet dissatisfied.
I'm 5 44. Plenty of women, not girls, women, take take 2-3 hours. Hell, I banged a chick for 6 hrs couple years ago. I came 3 times, would eat her out, get hard, and hop back in. I'm 7 inches.
this happened to me once....
but it only happened because the pretzels were making me so thirsty!!!
hah wow cleveland we are keepin it so classy!
In soviet russia You would be lucky if you last 2 miniutes
jizz improves the skin and makes you prettier
you should feel used. Now you are an official cum dumpster.
hahaha. been there. "you just get me off so fast" yeah, clearly.
Sounds like my boss
what and he couldn't slap on another condom and help finish up for you? you got screwed.
Lol. Just have him go down you longer. If he really likes you he will. And that don't just have him do it again after. Or wait till he's ready again and do ot again.
Happened to me. Being pretty isn't as much fun as what he got to do...
amen 1125. Id throw him out at the one hour mark, if I can even handle it that long.
Well usually if u have sex for 2 hours u lose track of time and it seems like a half hour went by
You should feel like a pretty, 2-minute whore!!
5:44 great, but doesnt always have to be a marathon
He was just thirsty from all those pretzles he ate
Pissed off that he can't control himself
8:41; I don't feel used, he was bad in bed, we used eachother, we dated for a few weeks, I dumped him, He called me for weeks afterwards to see me again, so spare me the name calling and judement, and grow up.
as tucker max says im just jackhammering away trying to get mine
Suck her off if your done early duhhh
Lies! He's either inadiquate or just doesn't care
Uh, guys can't cum 24 times in 5 minutes, girls can. And she did. Not like that's a record, google sex records, I think 150 in a row is the record. I don't lie.
The average male lasts 2 min. No joke look it up.
still a virgin, but if this happens to me i'm just going to eat her out.
If I'm wrong about 2 min then my text book for school is wrong too?
sounds like he's polished up his line some. . .
Yeah, give him a second chance...maybe you are pretty....maybe
"with it's with me you only need two minutes it's because I'm so intense"...Flight of the Conchords anyone? Or am I a huge nerd?
It happens to the best of us. Just try and get distracted. Always make sure that first nut was out the way.
@ 4:34 what's ur area code?
Obviously you need to stop having sex with 8 years old kids.
.......and you will know us by the trail of unsatisfird women....
Wait, that happened to me too! I have a 440 area code too!
It happens to everyone at least once, sometimes you can't help, especially if she is HOT and TIGHT.
Post a pic, I'll tell you if he was lying or not
10:03 or the same guy just gets around.
The dude that had 4 straight hours of sex must be operating with a baby carrot, because no girl can take 4 straight hours of sex with a good sized dick.
Why so long,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,OMG, you're SO PRETTY!
You may need to finish yer self!
Yo duuude, I last totally on average 16-20 hours. Yall other guyz are puzziez. If you don't need to see a doctor the next day for all the chaffing you're not a man.
Americaaaa, FUCK YEAH
Honestly, 2 hours of sex no foreplay is not as fun as it sounds, been there and anyone who says it's great is full of shit
That is one lucky prick that his wife let's him watch her fuck herself with her vibrator. Wish my wife would let me watch. Damn
Fuck you 2:37 (2) I'm sick of your "pretzels" and "thirsty" obsessions.
People have sex for themselves. The guy always gets off. Sucks for the girl who expects the guy to do it
you sound like the kind of guy i'd do! =]
Just cuz it only lasted 2 mins doesn't mean anything. There's a big diff between 2 mins of love n tenderness and 2 mins of blowin ur back out.
9:14 I'm in the 512. And yes, 11:09 your a huge nerd (which isn't a bad thing), but 4:18 already went there :]
So many different girls I wanna fuck, I can't guarantee more than 2 minutes each...
Keeping it quick and easy in the Cleveland area. Hahaha
yall suck if your average is 7 min im from 440 and i fucked about a week ago for around 45 min before we took a break. got some food and went for 2nd round. no lie
My wife let me watch her bang herself w a cucumber!
Lol...How would you know 6:18 in just 2 minutes? Please...You can have sex often with the same person for years and still find new interesting things to do.
How can a girl be to pretty? I mean seriously
you're prolly my ex, she has a 440 area code
Happens to every guy atleast once. I'd be worried if it keeps happening.
sounds like my husband...
If things are done right, the girl will not last 5 minutes and get off multiple times. Foreplay is a big key for a lot of women it seems whereas us men are ready from the get go.
feel like someone told you a line to get you to spread your legs.. and you did.
what if a guy NEVER lasts but like 4 or 5 strokes?
Sounds like my ex...
You just totally validated her point, dude, what a douche.
It's the oposite for me with a new girl I'm nervous and most likely ain't goin to catch a nut so it goes as long as she wants
really because my fiance and most of the girls I have been with after 45 minutes of a sex session are sore to the touch. And it has nothing to do with getting them wet because the bodies natural lube cannot flow like a faucet for 4 straight hours. There has to be a recoop time...
Mmmmmm I love my Rabbit Pearl.... Better than what any man can do! And my hubby gets so turned on watching me fuck that thing!
Take your pretzels and shove them up your ASS
time lasted is irrelevant, girls are different. I've done it for 5 hours before and the girl got off once, then I did a different girl who came 24 times in 5 minutes I swear.
10:32 of course you last that long. When they bend you over in prison, you don't have a choice but to last that long!
It happens to the best of us. Just suck it up and do it again!
umm i'm still with 5:44
now thats a real man! =]
buuuut you get wat you get i suppose
5:44 then u didnt last 45-1hr straight..that averages to a 20min session bro?..i pull that everytime its no great feat...and to 6:44 up there hell yeah i fucked some fat chick for the first time and had whiskey dick the other day...i was workin with like a 60% lol..and no matter how fast or long i just couldnt do it..some girls are just boneable
you should feel like you are beginning to learn the facts of life. The guy's job is to take some cunt home, nail her pussy, and get out. Women are cum receptacles. Men don't get attached to whoever they make the deposit in. Girls get attached and think that every guy that bangs her is in love and wants to settle down. We want to dump our load. We dump our load, we get satisfied, and we really don't give a fuck about whether you are satisfied or not. Grow up and get used to it, bitch
if ur rhythmically pounding the spot, she should get hers. Sex is like a heartbeat, works better with a steady rhythm...
I think we slept with the same guy! 330 area code? LOL
Real man would go another round
That's there way of making themselves feel better about being a minute man
I LOVE my Rabbit too!!!! No greater Sin!!!!!
Well he finished in 1 for me. Therefore I'm prettier.
5:48. Let's hook up baby!
haha I had a guy say the same exact shit to me
1:24 wow I'm in LOVE
I have a boyfriend been dating for almost a year and still the same story. Take your heavy misinformed judgements and shove they up your ass ok? Thanks.
I suddenly want a cucumber salad.......yummy!
This must happen to a lot of guys in the 440. haha
If u punch his nuts it'll freeze his boner but u gotta catch him by surprise cuz it'll go down if he expecting it.
my guy is really quick. and is too tired to do shit after hes done. No oral, no wrap it up and go again...no nothing. SO I got a vibrator so I could finish myself after :)
.....and they love to suck and fuck....
you should feel lied to -- you're probably not pretty. He just wanted to bang you...and he did. Face it, you are a whore
I feel this has validity.
Aw. Sad for you I'm a 440
The first one is for me, the second one is for her!!!
5:55. You've been with the wrong women clearly. Most of these chicks are cougars. 40+
im also 440. I KNOW WHO THIS IS ABOUT! hahahaha
Yea cucumber salad with lots of mayo!
he got off so fast thinking of salty pretzels.
I feel for that guy... I've been there! I can last for hours with my gf but only minutes with my misstress but I always make them cum first with oral! And If I want to wow then I just throw a condom on!! \n(the more you know!!!)
Awwwww 1103 still has his vCard baybayyyy :)
If yur gonna cum quick pinch yur ass and think about something else
What a lame dude. Sorry hon!
Naw he was thinking of your sister!
Maybe it was race and u lost
Sour cream is how I like it!
You should feel like eating some PRETZELS!
4:36, you believe everything they teach you in school?
Same things has been said to me.... UGH!
My ex husband was like that. After 9 years I left.
girl he is lying nd only said that as a cover up please leave his sorry ass alone
You should feel lied to.
I love this one hahahahaha
I can't beileve noone said this yet..... You should have taken it in the FACE!!
this is very true..for example, an ugly girl can give me head for an hour and get nowhere, but if she's hot, well........
5:44 is full of shit
Hey 9:08 he did use you just to get off! I imagine he couldn't find anyone else to bang.
Two pump chump. Just exited to bust his first nut at seven years old before he's had a chance to even Jack off.
Shoulda just kept going... that's what I do....
shouldnt of had that popcorn
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven!
You better feel like a used pussy cuz that's what he did. Hit that shut and took off. He was probably thinking of his ex!
fucking unknown error
Have him give you some oral loving first and get you off and THEN go at it.
If he's a two minute wonder, maybe he should go masturbate first.
The second one should take longer.
2 minutes? Shhesh! I'm just getting primed!
sounds like my boyfriend...
@ 3:37 whew could have sworn you were my ex he was always talkin bout business time...and that business socks thing!
1;24 thats just a stupid stereotype, most chiks i know are happy to just fuck a guy without getting attatched at all, not in a slutty way just in a who gives a fuck i just had awesome sex kinda way. guy virgins are way worse than any chik.
Wow 2 whole minutes!? Can he give some pointers to the dude I was w/ that lasted a whole 45 seconds?
Maybe your just terrible in the bed? I've rammed hard and fast just to blow my load as fast as possible, cause the chick was terrible.
A guy should be able to bone for at least 30-60 mins. I consider 10-15 a quickie. First time I bone a chick it's gotta be 2-3 hours.
Umm 3:40 if u just jizzed in some 1 u wouldnt want to eat her out right after
now that you are a whore you should ask the guys to jizz in your face
Is he a military man..... first fuck on leave is always quick for my guy
I'm 6:18. I'm not justifying shit, just cause you gotta do what ya gotta do with an inexperienced chick then it just must happen. No point in being bored through a good fuck session. All I want is my nut. If it's good se then I'll make it good. If it's bad then I'd like to just get line real qucik like. TRICK
U believe every thing u read online? So yeah I do believe what I read in a txt book that wAs written by a doctor over what someone publishes online.
the creamie pie left behind
What's with the pretzel guy?
I would kill for 2 mins.... Try 30 sec to tops 1 min of foreplay :( but he's really hawwt.
I feel like we slept with the same person...
Yeah I'm first bitches!