he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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Sounds like my priest
Maybe she's really tight? I've had a hard time with that before... I want to keep going but there's no way when it feels that good.
I've said that before. Twas true. if she wasnt so fucking hot, i wouldnt have been so excited.
Do him again, he'll be better the second time and the third. Really...
(Dude who this is about, we got your back man!)
Same thing happened to me.. So I hopped back on and he DEFINITELY made it up to me ; )
So I wouldn't judge the poor guy
I had sex once. Overrated.
Guys, please....get the girl off manually or orally before you fuck her...if you even think you may nut to fast. you do the rest of us a disservice by being two minute man.
remember "the party aint over till everyone has dessert"
Woman, if the guy gets over excited about your hot bod and cums to fast. try getting him hard again....the second nut will take much longer
the bullshit meter is going into overdrive!
I had a guy who wasn't as fast but was pretty quick
He use to say "it's a race and I won"
Don't flatter yourself he was thinking of someone else
Two minutes in heaven are better than one minute in heaven.
Anyone who has a husband like this is screwed for lifeeee
remember kids. sex isn't sex until both people cross the finish line...until then....it's just a favor
Finish off the girl with oral if this happens
It happens when you don't get laid in a while. We all don't have readily available cum dumpsters to blow in before we fuck someone that we actually care about. Damn I am sorry excuse for a man because I don't fuck a new chick every couple of days, get some morals sluts.
I avg ~15mins. I've gone an hour when absolutely smashed. That idiot at 5:44 who claims a 3hour sex session better be including two hours of foreplay or I'm calling him out as a virgin. And let's not kid ourselves women (girls?) Your box would be torn to shit if some guy rammed the hell out of it for 3 hours.
I said the same thing once, not because it was quick but because I had whiskey dick and couldn't keep it up...so in between I just went down on her. She ended up being satisfied.
2 is premature and 7 min is average
pussy is pussy. pound that shit and think of some old chick naked so you last longer... god bless the queen in her birthday suit... its gotten me through some close calls
7 minutes is average? jeez my guy is way way way WAY above average
i love a guy who makes me cum more than 3 times in the sac!!
You say you want some more? Well I'm not surprised. But I am quite sleepy. Business Hours Are Over, Baaaaaaby yeah
I don't have a stamina quota. I've done everything from bust in my pants dry humping to last hours and hours. And the louder a girl screams the quicker I go, but I rarely ever get off first, doesn't feel right...
LOL at all the guys in here trying to justify their quick triggers.
Oh yeah, cuz when a girl is terrible in bed I just nut so quickly...retard.
420 you are wrong. 2 min is considered pre-mature and 7 minutes is average.
I'm 5 44. Plenty of women, not girls, women, take take 2-3 hours. Hell, I banged a chick for 6 hrs couple years ago. I came 3 times, would eat her out, get hard, and hop back in. I'm 7 inches.
Blow him first, wait a few minutes, then fuck him. The bj should take 2-3 minutes then the sex should last at least 30 minutes. Speaking as a guy, it's the only way to fly...
4:18, business time? But only if your wearing business socks :]
You should feel like a pretty, 2-minute whore!!
Sounds like my boss
this happened to me once....
but it only happened because the pretzels were making me so thirsty!!!
Some of you women are just cunts. Go give him a couple chances, it happens. If it's always 2 minutes...then I'm sorry for you :)
Flattered, yet dissatisfied.
jizz improves the skin and makes you prettier
you should feel used. Now you are an official cum dumpster.
Well usually if u have sex for 2 hours u lose track of time and it seems like a half hour went by
hahaha. been there. "you just get me off so fast" yeah, clearly.
In soviet russia You would be lucky if you last 2 miniutes
that's a lame excuse
Pissed off that he can't control himself
5:44 great, but doesnt always have to be a marathon
amen 1125. Id throw him out at the one hour mark, if I can even handle it that long.
He was just thirsty from all those pretzles he ate
hah wow cleveland we are keepin it so classy!
The average male lasts 2 min. No joke look it up.
Suck her off if your done early duhhh
8:41; I don't feel used, he was bad in bed, we used eachother, we dated for a few weeks, I dumped him, He called me for weeks afterwards to see me again, so spare me the name calling and judement, and grow up.
Lol. Just have him go down you longer. If he really likes you he will. And that don't just have him do it again after. Or wait till he's ready again and do ot again.
what and he couldn't slap on another condom and help finish up for you? you got screwed.
Lies! He's either inadiquate or just doesn't care
still a virgin, but if this happens to me i'm just going to eat her out.
@ 4:34 what's ur area code?
"with it's with me you only need two minutes it's because I'm so intense"...Flight of the Conchords anyone? Or am I a huge nerd?
Uh, guys can't cum 24 times in 5 minutes, girls can. And she did. Not like that's a record, google sex records, I think 150 in a row is the record. I don't lie.
as tucker max says im just jackhammering away trying to get mine
People have sex for themselves. The guy always gets off. Sucks for the girl who expects the guy to do it
Yeah, give him a second chance...maybe you are pretty....maybe
If I'm wrong about 2 min then my text book for school is wrong too?
It happens to everyone at least once, sometimes you can't help, especially if she is HOT and TIGHT.
Happened to me. Being pretty isn't as much fun as what he got to do...
sounds like he's polished up his line some. . .
Obviously you need to stop having sex with 8 years old kids.
9:14 I'm in the 512. And yes, 11:09 your a huge nerd (which isn't a bad thing), but 4:18 already went there :]
.......and you will know us by the trail of unsatisfird women....
The dude that had 4 straight hours of sex must be operating with a baby carrot, because no girl can take 4 straight hours of sex with a good sized dick.
Honestly, 2 hours of sex no foreplay is not as fun as it sounds, been there and anyone who says it's great is full of shit
Post a pic, I'll tell you if he was lying or not
Wait, that happened to me too! I have a 440 area code too!
Fuck you 2:37 (2) I'm sick of your "pretzels" and "thirsty" obsessions.
you sound like the kind of guy i'd do! =]
Just cuz it only lasted 2 mins doesn't mean anything. There's a big diff between 2 mins of love n tenderness and 2 mins of blowin ur back out.
Why so long,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,OMG, you're SO PRETTY!
You may need to finish yer self!
10:03 or the same guy just gets around.
Yo duuude, I last totally on average 16-20 hours. Yall other guyz are puzziez. If you don't need to see a doctor the next day for all the chaffing you're not a man.
Americaaaa, FUCK YEAH
Keeping it quick and easy in the Cleveland area. Hahaha
My wife let me watch her bang herself w a cucumber!
That is one lucky prick that his wife let's him watch her fuck herself with her vibrator. Wish my wife would let me watch. Damn
It happens to the best of us. Just try and get distracted. Always make sure that first nut was out the way.
yall suck if your average is 7 min im from 440 and i fucked about a week ago for around 45 min before we took a break. got some food and went for 2nd round. no lie
So many different girls I wanna fuck, I can't guarantee more than 2 minutes each...
you're prolly my ex, she has a 440 area code
If things are done right, the girl will not last 5 minutes and get off multiple times. Foreplay is a big key for a lot of women it seems whereas us men are ready from the get go.
You just totally validated her point, dude, what a douche.
Lol...How would you know 6:18 in just 2 minutes? Please...You can have sex often with the same person for years and still find new interesting things to do.
How can a girl be to pretty? I mean seriously
Take your pretzels and shove them up your ASS
umm i'm still with 5:44
now thats a real man! =]
buuuut you get wat you get i suppose
Happens to every guy atleast once. I'd be worried if it keeps happening.
sounds like my husband...
what if a guy NEVER lasts but like 4 or 5 strokes?
feel like someone told you a line to get you to spread your legs.. and you did.
It's the oposite for me with a new girl I'm nervous and most likely ain't goin to catch a nut so it goes as long as she wants
time lasted is irrelevant, girls are different. I've done it for 5 hours before and the girl got off once, then I did a different girl who came 24 times in 5 minutes I swear.
10:32 of course you last that long. When they bend you over in prison, you don't have a choice but to last that long!
really because my fiance and most of the girls I have been with after 45 minutes of a sex session are sore to the touch. And it has nothing to do with getting them wet because the bodies natural lube cannot flow like a faucet for 4 straight hours. There has to be a recoop time...
you should feel like you are beginning to learn the facts of life. The guy's job is to take some cunt home, nail her pussy, and get out. Women are cum receptacles. Men don't get attached to whoever they make the deposit in. Girls get attached and think that every guy that bangs her is in love and wants to settle down. We want to dump our load. We dump our load, we get satisfied, and we really don't give a fuck about whether you are satisfied or not. Grow up and get used to it, bitch
If u punch his nuts it'll freeze his boner but u gotta catch him by surprise cuz it'll go down if he expecting it.
Mmmmmm I love my Rabbit Pearl.... Better than what any man can do! And my hubby gets so turned on watching me fuck that thing!
I have a boyfriend been dating for almost a year and still the same story. Take your heavy misinformed judgements and shove they up your ass ok? Thanks.
This must happen to a lot of guys in the 440. haha
That's there way of making themselves feel better about being a minute man
Awwwww 1103 still has his vCard baybayyyy :)
It happens to the best of us. Just suck it up and do it again!
my guy is really quick. and is too tired to do shit after hes done. No oral, no wrap it up and go again...no nothing. SO I got a vibrator so I could finish myself after :)
I LOVE my Rabbit too!!!! No greater Sin!!!!!
5:48. Let's hook up baby!
The first one is for me, the second one is for her!!!
Well he finished in 1 for me. Therefore I'm prettier.
5:55. You've been with the wrong women clearly. Most of these chicks are cougars. 40+
Sounds like my ex...
im also 440. I KNOW WHO THIS IS ABOUT! hahahaha
Yea cucumber salad with lots of mayo!
haha I had a guy say the same exact shit to me
I think we slept with the same guy! 330 area code? LOL
5:44 then u didnt last 45-1hr straight..that averages to a 20min session bro?..i pull that everytime its no great feat...and to 6:44 up there hell yeah i fucked some fat chick for the first time and had whiskey dick the other day...i was workin with like a 60% lol..and no matter how fast or long i just couldnt do it..some girls are just boneable
I suddenly want a cucumber salad.......yummy!
1:24 wow I'm in LOVE
if ur rhythmically pounding the spot, she should get hers. Sex is like a heartbeat, works better with a steady rhythm...
Aw. Sad for you I'm a 440
.....and they love to suck and fuck....
Maybe it was race and u lost
he got off so fast thinking of salty pretzels.
girl he is lying nd only said that as a cover up please leave his sorry ass alone
I feel this has validity.
You should feel like eating some PRETZELS!
I can't beileve noone said this yet..... You should have taken it in the FACE!!
you should feel lied to -- you're probably not pretty. He just wanted to bang you...and he did. Face it, you are a whore
What a lame dude. Sorry hon!
shouldnt of had that popcorn
Naw he was thinking of your sister!
1;24 thats just a stupid stereotype, most chiks i know are happy to just fuck a guy without getting attatched at all, not in a slutty way just in a who gives a fuck i just had awesome sex kinda way. guy virgins are way worse than any chik.
Sour cream is how I like it!
I love this one hahahahaha
Same things has been said to me.... UGH!
Hey 9:08 he did use you just to get off! I imagine he couldn't find anyone else to bang.
this is very true..for example, an ugly girl can give me head for an hour and get nowhere, but if she's hot, well........
4:36, you believe everything they teach you in school?
Real man would go another round
You should feel lied to.
If yur gonna cum quick pinch yur ass and think about something else
5:44 is full of shit
You better feel like a used pussy cuz that's what he did. Hit that shut and took off. He was probably thinking of his ex!
Shoulda just kept going... that's what I do....
Wow 2 whole minutes!? Can he give some pointers to the dude I was w/ that lasted a whole 45 seconds?
Two pump chump. Just exited to bust his first nut at seven years old before he's had a chance to even Jack off.
A guy should be able to bone for at least 30-60 mins. I consider 10-15 a quickie. First time I bone a chick it's gotta be 2-3 hours.
fucking unknown error
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven!
My ex husband was like that. After 9 years I left.
Have him give you some oral loving first and get you off and THEN go at it.
If he's a two minute wonder, maybe he should go masturbate first.
The second one should take longer.
2 minutes? Shhesh! I'm just getting primed!
sounds like my boyfriend...
I feel for that guy... I've been there! I can last for hours with my gf but only minutes with my misstress but I always make them cum first with oral! And If I want to wow then I just throw a condom on!! \n(the more you know!!!)
@ 3:37 whew could have sworn you were my ex he was always talkin bout business time...and that business socks thing!
Maybe your just terrible in the bed? I've rammed hard and fast just to blow my load as fast as possible, cause the chick was terrible.
Is he a military man..... first fuck on leave is always quick for my guy
Umm 3:40 if u just jizzed in some 1 u wouldnt want to eat her out right after
U believe every thing u read online? So yeah I do believe what I read in a txt book that wAs written by a doctor over what someone publishes online.
I'm 6:18. I'm not justifying shit, just cause you gotta do what ya gotta do with an inexperienced chick then it just must happen. No point in being bored through a good fuck session. All I want is my nut. If it's good se then I'll make it good. If it's bad then I'd like to just get line real qucik like. TRICK
now that you are a whore you should ask the guys to jizz in your face
the creamie pie left behind
What's with the pretzel guy?
I would kill for 2 mins.... Try 30 sec to tops 1 min of foreplay :( but he's really hawwt.
I feel like we slept with the same person...
Yeah I'm first bitches!