Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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Now give yourself a good pep talk then get on with planning tonights drinking.
Laying "in" the floor? Not on? So you broke the floor and were part-way through it? :P
No one EVER needs that last beer...