i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
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Yes homo. Or at the very least bi-curious.
And I agree with 1:03.
1:36-So we should just disregard the content that has to do with a guy masturbating in bed next to another naked guy just because it says "no homo" at the end?? You're an idiot.
1:03, both 1:06's 1:07 and 1:19 since you guys pulled me from the closet, i think it would only be appropriate for all of you to suck my dick. you are all just disgusting anal sprelunkers who were all conceived in condemned crackhouses, with your hooker mother and jerry springer like fathers, on a dirty feces infested mattress without any sheets. fuck off ----1:01 p.s thanks 1:30.
1:51 ... its pieces of shit like you that make me sick, who the fuck are you to tell whom ever what is fake and whats not??? the only thinigs that are fake is, santa, the easter bunny, tooth fairy, your moms tits your sexuallity
umm no...you "beat off" while you were wide awake while HE WAS passed out and naked.
You can't be "we were naked and passed out" if you are jacking off.
lol you definitely can't declare "no homo" after saying or doing an action that is, in fact, extremely homo... it just doesn't work
On Spring Break for baseball, a teammate of mine jerked off into a Gatorade bottle in the van. Glad I was in the other van
Poor imitators are poor.
hello leo and jay =]
Haha of course it's homo, it's the 413 :)
Just beat It, beat It, beat It, beat it,
no one wants to be defeated.
this sounds like a text something a really close friend of mine made up as a joke and that he embellished and that this never actually happened. Don't mind me. Just a guess. Not going on inside information. I don't, like, know the guy who sent this in or anything...
Guys calm down its okay..they said no homo.
damn i must be getting drunk in the wrong places... i keep waking up covered in feathers and glitter... WTF!!!
You can call no homo all you want but that's not gonna change the fact that you are one.
1:52, it's pretty obvious dipshit. It says he "beat off" which is what a guy would call it, a girl wouldn't call it that. The "no homo" at the end implies that they were of the same sex. You're not too bright are you dumbass.
Homosexuality and pedophilia are not synonymous.
1:43, how in the fuck do you know it was 2 guys passed out next to one another?!
you are the fucktard on that one pal
This sounds like something that WOULD happen between two friends of mine, but they'd never admit it.
anal spelunking... interesting
its not homo, thats BEYOND homo. Thats like a half step away from saying, "Hey I just remembered I sucked your dick last night while you were past out, buddy, no homo"
I swallow farts directly out of my grandpas ass.
I also like to drink my own pee.
answer to your "quesiton"
i'm sure they didn't plan on sleeping next to each other
this shit happens when you're drunk
Did anybody else notice where this is from? Wedding Bells :-)
fake, AND homo wow 2 in 1
Quick Quesiton --- Why are too straight guys drinking and sleeping next to each other naked?
more to the point morons, no homo is a phrase that lil wayne has made famous.....
it had nothing to do with the content of the quote itself, DUH.
what if they were passed out on the opposite side of a wall, they would technically still be next to each other....hahahahah im just fucking with everyone. i dont see any way around it, this is pretty homo
Um, sorry Bro, but that is very homo. Even if you didn't beat off, sleeping naked with your Bro is far from straight.
It's only No Homo if more than 6 beers were involved.
cam'ron invented no homo
I like watching guys jerk off & two guys just jerking off is hot.
Thank you for confirming your gayness.
that's a yes homo, pause
NO HOMO OK! u were jerking off next to HIM and u two were both naked. unless you were drunk then wtf!!
I have a feeling this is a fake one, seeing as it's not very original or subtle. And definitely not funny
I know someone that did this next to an asleep friend. They were both sober.
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