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  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:34am
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    Just beat It, beat It, beat It, beat it, no one wants to be defeated.

  • 37 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:07am
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    Yes homo. Or at the very least bi-curious. And I agree with 1:03.

  • 33 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:57am
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    umm no...you "beat off" while you were wide awake while HE WAS passed out and naked. You can't be "we were naked and passed out" if you are jacking off.

  • 26 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:43am
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    1:36-So we should just disregard the content that has to do with a guy masturbating in bed next to another naked guy just because it says "no homo" at the end?? You're an idiot.

  • 25 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:13am
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    1:51 ... its pieces of shit like you that make me sick, who the fuck are you to tell whom ever what is fake and whats not??? the only thinigs that are fake is, santa, the easter bunny, tooth fairy, your moms tits your sexuallity

  • 30 33
    Submitted by jerjer on Aug 2, 10 at 10:31am
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    Homo! Hahahaha!!!!

  • 25 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:44am
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    Poor imitators are poor. But amusing. -girl

  • 24 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:36am
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    more to the point morons, no homo is a phrase that lil wayne has made famous..... it had nothing to do with the content of the quote itself, DUH.

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:59pm
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    I have a feeling this is a fake one, seeing as it's not very original or subtle. And definitely not funny

  • 22 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:43pm
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    this sounds like a text something a really close friend of mine made up as a joke and that he embellished and that this never actually happened. Don't mind me. Just a guess. Not going on inside information. I don't, like, know the guy who sent this in or anything...

  • 21 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:23am
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    On Spring Break for baseball, a teammate of mine jerked off into a Gatorade bottle in the van. Glad I was in the other van

  • 23 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:28pm
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    You can call no homo all you want but that's not gonna change the fact that you are one.

  • 20 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:23am
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    anal spelunking... interesting

  • 24 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:53am
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    lol you definitely can't declare "no homo" after saying or doing an action that is, in fact, extremely homo... it just doesn't work

  • 20 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:40pm
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    This sounds like something that WOULD happen between two friends of mine, but they'd never admit it.

  • 21 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:24am
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    1:03, both 1:06's 1:07 and 1:19 since you guys pulled me from the closet, i think it would only be appropriate for all of you to suck my dick. you are all just disgusting anal sprelunkers who were all conceived in condemned crackhouses, with your hooker mother and jerry springer like fathers, on a dirty feces infested mattress without any sheets. fuck off ----1:01 p.s thanks 1:30.

  • 21 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:01pm
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    NO HOMO OK! u were jerking off next to HIM and u two were both naked. unless you were drunk then wtf!!

  • 19 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:23am
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    Haha of course it's homo, it's the 413 :)

  • 29 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 6:14pm
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    I know someone that did this next to an asleep friend. They were both sober.

  • 20 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:57pm
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    fake, AND homo wow 2 in 1

  • 19 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:59am
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    1:52, it's pretty obvious dipshit. It says he "beat off" which is what a guy would call it, a girl wouldn't call it that. The "no homo" at the end implies that they were of the same sex. You're not too bright are you dumbass.

  • 24 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:16pm
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    gabriel issaC rossmAN and luca piccin...

  • 24 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:27pm
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    damn i must be getting drunk in the wrong places... i keep waking up covered in feathers and glitter... WTF!!!

  • 12 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:53am
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    Um, sorry Bro, but that is very homo. Even if you didn't beat off, sleeping naked with your Bro is far from straight.

  • 18 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:06pm
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    hello leo and jay =]

  • 20 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:39am
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    FYI I swallow farts directly out of my grandpas ass. I also like to drink my own pee. -girl

  • 17 27
    Submitted by deadpool91 on Dec 12, 10 at 1:48pm
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    So Homo.

  • 18 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:03pm
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    4:24am Thank you for confirming your gayness.

  • 20 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:52pm
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    Guys calm down its okay..they said no homo.

  • 22 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:08am
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    its not homo, thats BEYOND homo. Thats like a half step away from saying, "Hey I just remembered I sucked your dick last night while you were past out, buddy, no homo"

  • 16 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:30am
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    Sigh. And 1:19 Homosexuality and pedophilia are not synonymous. -girl.

  • 20 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:58am
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    I like watching guys jerk off & two guys just jerking off is hot. -girl

  • 19 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:04pm
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    what if they were passed out on the opposite side of a wall, they would technically still be next to each other....hahahahah im just fucking with everyone. i dont see any way around it, this is pretty homo

  • 16 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:11am
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    Quick Quesiton --- Why are too straight guys drinking and sleeping next to each other naked?

  • 18 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:01am
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    It's only No Homo if more than 6 beers were involved.

  • 20 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:18am
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    answer to your "quesiton" i'm sure they didn't plan on sleeping next to each other this shit happens when you're drunk

  • 13 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:52am
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    1:43, how in the fuck do you know it was 2 guys passed out next to one another?! you are the fucktard on that one pal

  • 13 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:22am
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    Did anybody else notice where this is from? Wedding Bells :-)

  • 16 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:08am
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    that's a yes homo, pause

  • 15 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:48pm
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    cam'ron invented no homo