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  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:56pm

    Dumb ass. Just cause they swim a lil crooked doesn't mean they can't work. C'mon.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:41am

    Just because you drink too many Jaeger bombs and you and your buddies like to punch each other in the nuts doesn't mean you don't have to wear condoms when you slut around.

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:51pm

    Ah overland park

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:16pm

    A guy this stupid shouldn't be having sex.

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:41am

    That's some funny shit!!! Do people really believe that?

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:26pm

    swallow don't spit bitch.

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:08pm

    Text before this went "Last night I got drunk at a strip club. Got really horny and found and raped three random chicks. I probably won't get caught right?"

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:45pm

    8:31 I see nothing funny about this text

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:31pm

    7:08 I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD!

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:55pm

    Drunk sperm usually makes really FUGLY babies... probably because it's fired into the "last call supermodel".

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:27pm

    No worries... Just make sure your out of town with someone you'll never see again... No pictures of you and a fake name... Easy

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:02am

    High sperm can get you pregnant too, not as many good swimmers but hey it's true

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:18pm

    9:55 you will be the philosopher of our generation much respect bout died laughing

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:10pm

    You're about this text

  • 39 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:10pm

    Jizz in her ass then