No, drunk sperm still make babies.
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Just because you drink too many Jaeger bombs and you and your buddies like to punch each other in the nuts doesn't mean you don't have to wear condoms when you slut around.
Dumb ass. Just cause they swim a lil crooked doesn't mean they can't work. C'mon.
That's some funny shit!!! Do people really believe that?
swallow don't spit bitch.
Text before this went "Last night I got drunk at a strip club. Got really horny and found and raped three random chicks. I probably won't get caught right?"
A guy this stupid shouldn't be having sex.
9:55 you will be the philosopher of our generation much respect bout died laughing
8:31 I see nothing funny about this text
No worries... Just make sure your out of town with someone you'll never see again... No pictures of you and a fake name... Easy
Drunk sperm usually makes really FUGLY babies... probably because it's fired into the "last call supermodel".
7:08 I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD!
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High sperm can get you pregnant too, not as many good swimmers but hey it's true
Jizz in her ass then