i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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