Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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