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  • this website has to be all b/s texts. people typically do NOT say this shit. key word, typically, i think thats why they are all so funny. and i agree with this statement " there are just..", however i have never put it in such an amusing way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 9:09am
  • You can be saved, Try mine :-) !!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 7:14am
  • you sound like my gf. OOooOooOoooo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 11:17am
  • For the same reason you don't eat something you found on the floor: you don't know where it's been

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 6:35pm
  • I used to say that. Key phrase used to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 8:40pm
  • Do you put it in other places instead?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 10:07pm
  • this website has to be all b/s texts. people typically do NOT say this shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 8:11pm
  • I agree. The ass is made for all those things you can't put in your mouth...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 7:57pm
  • They still make you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:32am
  • cause this shit comes from thin air...some of my texts are worse then 90% of these when I'm sober

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 9:03am
  • Tastes like chicken

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 10:42am
  • Good luck keeping a man

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:50pm
  • Hopefully mouthwash doesn't fall into that category.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:33am
  • and that is dont one of them

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:42am
  • Ya i'd rather put it in my butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:04pm
  • Ahem! No one needs that shit in their mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:33am
  • I bet this text was taking ut of context. It's about broccoli.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:44pm
  • You wont be able to put anything in your mouth when you die of aids.

    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Nov 11, 10 at 12:05am