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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 9:09am

    this website has to be all b/s texts. people typically do NOT say this shit. key word, typically, i think thats why they are all so funny. and i agree with this statement " there are just..", however i have never put it in such an amusing way.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 11:17am

    you sound like my gf. OOooOooOoooo!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 7:14am

    You can be saved, Try mine :-) !!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 8:11pm

    this website has to be all b/s texts. people typically do NOT say this shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 6:35pm

    For the same reason you don't eat something you found on the floor: you don't know where it's been

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 8:40pm

    I used to say that. Key phrase used to.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 10:07pm

    Do you put it in other places instead?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:32am

    They still make you?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 7:57pm

    I agree. The ass is made for all those things you can't put in your mouth...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 9:03am

    cause this shit comes from thin air...some of my texts are worse then 90% of these when I'm sober

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 10:42am

    Tastes like chicken

  • 79 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:50pm

    Good luck keeping a man

  • 80 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:33am

    Hopefully mouthwash doesn't fall into that category.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:42am

    and that is dont one of them

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:33am

    Ahem! No one needs that shit in their mouth

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:04pm

    Ya i'd rather put it in my butt

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:44pm

    I bet this text was taking ut of context. It's about broccoli.

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    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Nov 11, 10 at 12:05am

    You wont be able to put anything in your mouth when you die of aids.