It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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