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  • the little 12 year old FUCK sketch thinks he is cool with all his FUCK words. haha (:D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:26am
  • My grandma plays golf. Once she couldn't stop telling me about her "pink balls" that she loves so much. After hearing that, I realized that g-mas actually *do* know exactly what they're talking about, and are enjoying the hell out of fucking with us by making us wonder. Rock on, G-mas of the world! Keep talking about "pulling out" and your favorite "pink balls"!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:48am
  • Maybe your grandma likes making That's What She Said jokes. She should google "TWSS Stories" and see if there is a site where she can posts That's What She Said moments

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:39am
  • How did you ladies get your first time of sex over with? I tried but got way too scared and it only went in a tiny bit.. I can't even make myself use tampons so how can I get myself to have sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:10am
  • better than youre mom saying you should have pulled out so she wouldn't be a grandma

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:10am
  • ugh, my mom always says when i ask her where she got her weed "my friend turned me on to some" fucking nasty!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:17pm
  • aw c'mon that was funny.....lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:28am
  • Thank God for copy & paste, eh, 4:36?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:46am
  • Hey, that contractor could have been helping out in other ways...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:19am
  • 3:10- if ya can't take the heat, stay out outta the kitchen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:36am
  • Whenever my mom asks me to pick up my siblings and cousins from school she will always say "hook up with your cousin and see whichever one of you is free to pick them up". Wrong. So wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:12pm
  • if you have to ask you can't afford it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:24am
  • wow... 3:45AM clearly never heard of sarcasm and has never even been on this site before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:24am