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remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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