Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
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1:49 - You kind have to read it. It may have made my life make sense
That is the strangest response ive ever seen
ahhh it was great. then i replied "smell ya later"
all in a days work!
that sure as hell beats first
We need more on here!
Did you see the llama?
Can someone summarize 8:17? That was entirely too long
Tyranny of penguins? I disagree penguin are gentile caring animals. I love them actually
it's texts like these that bring this site closer to the now-failure of FML.
This is just stupid. So are penguins natures dunces those creatures are. You want a smart animal get one of them there capuchin butler monkeys. Their the real smart animal type. i wonder if yu can buy them as pets or servants. Anyone have any idea. I might buy one of them if you can. I would also love to own a whale. blue or orca. it could eat thoose fucking penguins :) what a great idea. i will end the plight of the people who suffer under penguin tyranny. peace out yall
The first response was better then any "text" in four or five days.
12:09, no one said anything about Facebook & anyway, isn't tfln just as "trendy"? Dumbfuck.
8:55, it's "than", not "then".
bahaha thats my girl!
Is that dude on crack?
12:09 - Please add me as a friend on your facebook.
I think I can sum it up in 3 letters: p.o.t.
8:17 - What the fuck ??????
Fellow canadian. Badass.