Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
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That is the strangest response ive ever seen
1:49 - You kind have to read it. It may have made my life make sense
ahhh it was great. then i replied "smell ya later"
all in a days work!
that sure as hell beats first
We need more on here!
Did you see the llama?
Can someone summarize 8:17? That was entirely too long
Tyranny of penguins? I disagree penguin are gentile caring animals. I love them actually
it's texts like these that bring this site closer to the now-failure of FML.
This is just stupid. So are penguins natures dunces those creatures are. You want a smart animal get one of them there capuchin butler monkeys. Their the real smart animal type. i wonder if yu can buy them as pets or servants. Anyone have any idea. I might buy one of them if you can. I would also love to own a whale. blue or orca. it could eat thoose fucking penguins :) what a great idea. i will end the plight of the people who suffer under penguin tyranny. peace out yall
bahaha thats my girl!
The first response was better then any "text" in four or five days.
12:09, no one said anything about Facebook & anyway, isn't tfln just as "trendy"? Dumbfuck.
8:55, it's "than", not "then".
Is that dude on crack?
12:09 - Please add me as a friend on your facebook.
I think I can sum it up in 3 letters: p.o.t.
8:17 - What the fuck ??????
Fellow canadian. Badass.