I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
