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  • 97 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:38am
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    ...and he said?!

  • 94 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:23am
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    In soviet Russia you would get a bucket of cum and no beers you dirty slut

  • 86 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:09am
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    I'm a bartender and if a girl told me that I would not be attracted anymore. Keep it classy 814!

  • 76 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:11am
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    I think that's the first time I actually laughed at soviet Russia joke

  • 60 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:51am
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    That's a great pick-up line!

  • 74 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:31am
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    I think I'm getting my bartender's license soon.

  • 62 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:12am
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    Lol golden

  • 59 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:11am
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    Classy!

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:15am
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    mmmm i love cum

  • 51 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:05pm
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  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:39pm
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    Dos equis with a semen back.

  • 47 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:28pm
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    Wow don't scream whore now

  • 53 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:52pm
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  • 44 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:59pm
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    Fuckin awesome!

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:48pm
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    Yesss!

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:33pm
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    That's what I like to hear. Keepin' it trashy in Central PA. Keep reppin' Penn State.

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:33am
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    In soviet Russia, the dog walks your grandmother

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:46am
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    These "you did this, you did that" texts are getting super played.

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:09am
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    This is the first and last time that I'll say FIRST! Just wanna be part of the club.