You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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...and he said?!
I'm a bartender and if a girl told me that I would not be attracted anymore. Keep it classy 814!
I think that's the first time I actually laughed at soviet Russia joke
In soviet Russia you would get a bucket of cum and no beers you dirty slut
That's a great pick-up line!
I think I'm getting my bartender's license soon.
Wow don't scream whore now
mmmm i love cum
Dos equis with a semen back.
That's what I like to hear. Keepin' it trashy in Central PA. Keep reppin' Penn State.
These "you did this, you did that" texts are getting super played.
This is the first and last time that I'll say FIRST! Just wanna be part of the club.
fuck u dumbfuck
In soviet Russia, the dog walks your grandmother