I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
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U should have danced for him.
was in looking at you as if he wanted to gag? Or admiring you?
This is a really dumb text.
I love being the neighbor in this story
Just wants to taste your fruit...
Gotta be a female.. Men don't eat fruit.
Gotta love Chicago Apartment living
I was in the fridge and this guy came into the kitchen looking for me. He ate me, and then he looks over and notices his male neighbor is staring at him.
I want to be your neighbor. Lol
I find it hilarious how everyone assumes instinctively that the OP here is female.
I want to kno if this is a chick or a dude, cuz one story is attractive, the other... I could live without thinking about...