I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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