How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize
