how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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