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  • uhh.. we work together.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:25pm
  • DC and NOVA make me sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:36am
  • Ya sounds about right for the Obama Administration...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 4:58pm
  • You have to tell your investigator that you sharted on the dog during your Periodic reinvestigation in 5 years. The question is, "have you ever done anything where someone might question your conduct or character?". Full disclosure. Think about that for the next 5 years. =) Don't worry we have heard of ppl fu*&ing their dogs too, so in the grand scheme of things, this isn't so bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:40pm
  • Why is everyone assuming it's a guy?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:08pm
  • haha , way to go DC.. so heartless but fucking awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 10:50am
  • ahaaaaaaaa DC. typical.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:31pm
  • hahaha i got wasted the night before my Securty clearance Polygraph and LIED hahaha i love DC

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:30pm
  • lmfao what a liar. we all know what he's talking about. if he really got a job at the CIA he wouldnt have texted or poted that. and if he was stupid enough too, he's already fired.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:43pm
  • omg this is the best one ever. soo great

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 10:53pm
  • havent laughed that hard in weeks. genius.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:52am
  • Poor dog. You're a fucking asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:29am
  • Its not like working for the CIA is some huge secret, i mean you need a security clearance to get in the building (Think secretaries and even the janitor)... plus he didnt name the agency nor what he is doing with said agency... i fail to see how just saying that he works for a "secretive government agency" would be enough to get him fired

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:12am
  • Was this person naked with the dog? How else could he shart actually on the dog?

    Submitted by ashhh on May 13, 10 at 4:32pm
  • that is the funniest shit i ve read on here all day. I m still laughing, holy shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:29pm
  • bahahah only post on this site that ive ever actually laughed out loud. and wow shut up about obama. hes the man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:55am
  • So I tried reading this out loud to someone, and couldn't get past the first sentence. Proceeded to laugh for another 3 minutes before continuing. Finally got it on the third try.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:34pm
  • i know who sent this, thats sad. i love DC

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:28pm
  • if you just got cleared to be in one of the most secretive government agencies, isn't that something you probably shouldn't be texting people...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:06pm
  • The dog had final approval on your clearance.

    Submitted by RoffMain on Jul 15, 11 at 4:27pm
  • Sounds about right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:31am
  • Good god

    Submitted by johnnyk on Sep 7, 10 at 8:15pm
  • hey...4:58 FUCK YOU

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:09am
  • "one of the most respected govt agencies in the US" The DMV?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:11pm
  • HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

    Submitted by charles1996 on Aug 2, 11 at 5:51pm
  • Haha yep. W2G Obama.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:34am
  • Yeah, I remember those days! They give those things to any retrobate. Trust me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:05pm
  • The gov't sharts all the time, whats the big deal?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:44pm
  • possibly the best post this site has ever seen

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 11:45am
  • U guys need tk stop reading into these texts there just for emtertainment? God j guys need to get the poles outta ur asses

    Submitted by Zathelia on Jan 21, 11 at 6:37pm
  • I'm moving to Canada. No, Mexico. It's more fun there. And the guys are hotter and way more fun to fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 11:53pm
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