fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
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sounds like fun in the future
bend over, boyfriend.
This had to be at a Goodvibes
444 here.......that was meant for 425
of course this happened in san francisco
b/c no one would have figured that out without ur great explanation 446/444
Idk... how many mermen have u seen w there own "swordfish"?
mermen need a little help pleasing the ladies... what can we say?
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
1031. wow. just wow.
ya'll are all stupid!!!!
6:01 through 8:33 make me smile
Mermen wouldn't need a strap-on, idiot. Get a clue.
I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got who's-its and what's-its galore
You want thing-a-mabobs?
I've got twenty
But who cares? No big deal. I want more
I'll tell you a tale of the bottomless blue
And it's hey to the starboard, heave ho
Look out, lad, a mermaid be waiting for you
In mysterious fathoms below
San Francisco-Marin area code, gotta love it
1015 atleast we can speak correct english
4 out of 5 mermen i've seen have had their own "swordfish"
Don't worry- 6:01 is kind enough to provide us with a fresh start.
ummmm look at 425 there 505
Oh, for fuck's sake...
4 out of 5.... That would make them seamen.