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Do you still have your period?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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