If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
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The disgusting cousin of anal bleaching.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..
Nothing like a good set of roasted nuts.
A tinfoil shield to protect our nuts, because no one... likes roasted nuts.
She actually prefers her nuts salted
Wait until they start cutting for skin cancer. Ouch. Sackless man then.
And by "tanning my balls" I mean "irradiating my sperm"
gotta love the OC
only in SoCal
nut cancer for the loss!