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  • 62 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:35pm

    I totally misread this and thought, 'What *is* the theme song to Rocky Horror Picture Show?'

  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:32am

    "But I was really getting into it when he was doing "The Eye of the Tiger."

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:00am

    if you're doing your job, he shouldn't even be able to concentrate on humming anything.

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:22pm

    Are you kidding? That's fucking AWESOME!!!

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:23am

    that's impressive that a girl would know the song to a guy movie like that

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:35am

    this made me laugh so hard till i cried..

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:01am

    At least he didn't start humming the Jeopardy theme.

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:18pm

    I think this text could quite possibly be about my old roomie in Tally. That song played every night for two semesters.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:06am

    You don't expect that many people to actually believe this happened, do you?

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:27pm

    how do men like this even get laid?

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:22am

    9:23, are you serious? Who doesn't know the Rocky theme?!? Well, maybe it's not as popular outside the Philly area...

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:54am

    Gonna fly nowwwwwwww, dude is a champ

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:45pm

    ohh tallahassee...you never cease to amaze me...bahahaha

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:46pm

    9:19 it would be worse if he yelled out 'MOMIEEEEE!'

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:56am

    9:23, you're an idiot.

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:04am

    I would marry that guy. well I would respect him and give him some head anyways.. he is so a keeper.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:59am

    Maybe its the Rocky and Bullwinkle theme song....that is disturbing....

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:03pm

    Some guy started singing "Now You're A Man." I had to leave.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:55pm

    fuckin weak.. your all pussys

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:13am

    This man is my hero...That's funny as shit

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:17pm

    I am definitely doing this with the next random girl I fuck tonight...

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:28am

    uh wasn't this on here once already?

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:58am

    Uh, 2:50, maybe the person you sent this to submitted it and just changed the area code, knowing you'd be dumb enough to believe it wasn't your text.

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:19am

    I hope he didnt start yelling "ADRIAN" when the moment came.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:50am

    oh my goodness! I sent a text EXACTLY like this a while ago, but it was a different area code! hahahaha

  • 47 77
    Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 8, 10 at 11:18am

    hahahaha go champ! whats with this internet gods?? im not spam!

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:18pm

    HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!