and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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does it look as big as it felt as he shoved it in your ass when you were younger?
11:36 your disgusting.
I bet u liked that hot throbbing rod in all threee of ur holes didnt u?
9:13, you sir, are that guy.
@ 11:44 - I think you are jealous that daddy isn't stuffing your ass anymore
MLIA > TFLN
Is your life average?
Did u help dry him off then?
Oh shit someone walked in and saw daddios wankie!
Both 9:13s are retarded.
Did you see his big horse cock and hairy balls? Did it make you wet?
no matter the age man's balls will always have wrinkles lol im gettin botox on mine, then a tattoo sayin "smooth as a baby's bottom"
"Air dry that shit let it air dry"
Damn! I bet your dad looks sexy in his birthday suit ;)
this is retarded. retarded as "Lieutenant Dan Ice Cream".
I don't mean to be "that guy" but this is fake.
how do you get your texts on here? i have tried sooo many times and they never show up :(
9:39 I have sent in some crazy ass REAL texts and they don't show up some of the texts I receive are unbelievable. I don't get it, it can't be that they're not funny cuz some of the ones i sent in blow shit like this out of the water. Just keep trying I guess
haha IS funny because his father is hagrid and towels are magical invisibility cloaks
sometimes at night i dont use towels
Was he blow drying his balls
What do you mean he doesn't "believe in" towels? Are you saying he thinks they are imaginary or don't exist ? That towels are like Santa and the Easter Bunny? I'm very confused.
I almost needed jeff to explain but I think I got it lol
Ewww dangly daddy balls
Apparently tlfn doesn't believe in funny texts anymore. Nice one guys. I hope your proud of yourselfs for letting stupid shit like this make it.
so how was the package?