and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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does it look as big as it felt as he shoved it in your ass when you were younger?
11:36 your disgusting.
9:13, you sir, are that guy.
I bet u liked that hot throbbing rod in all threee of ur holes didnt u?
@ 11:44 - I think you are jealous that daddy isn't stuffing your ass anymore
MLIA > TFLN
Is your life average?
Did u help dry him off then?
Oh shit someone walked in and saw daddios wankie!
Both 9:13s are retarded.
Did you see his big horse cock and hairy balls? Did it make you wet?
I don't mean to be "that guy" but this is fake.
no matter the age man's balls will always have wrinkles lol im gettin botox on mine, then a tattoo sayin "smooth as a baby's bottom"
"Air dry that shit let it air dry"
Damn! I bet your dad looks sexy in his birthday suit ;)
this is retarded. retarded as "Lieutenant Dan Ice Cream".
how do you get your texts on here? i have tried sooo many times and they never show up :(
haha IS funny because his father is hagrid and towels are magical invisibility cloaks
sometimes at night i dont use towels
9:39 I have sent in some crazy ass REAL texts and they don't show up some of the texts I receive are unbelievable. I don't get it, it can't be that they're not funny cuz some of the ones i sent in blow shit like this out of the water. Just keep trying I guess
Was he blow drying his balls
I almost needed jeff to explain but I think I got it lol
What do you mean he doesn't "believe in" towels? Are you saying he thinks they are imaginary or don't exist ? That towels are like Santa and the Easter Bunny? I'm very confused.
Ewww dangly daddy balls
Apparently tlfn doesn't believe in funny texts anymore. Nice one guys. I hope your proud of yourselfs for letting stupid shit like this make it.
so how was the package?