I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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