Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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