Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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