If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
vagina is talking i cant
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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