"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
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It's called "The New Low Award", and it comes with a puke bag that you carry around.
Sounds like they are really not an ex anymore
Congrats! You are back together. They are no longer your ex when >1/day.
Try 12 in two days, underachiever...
its called the "dont turn down a good thing" award
Yeah, it's called "herpes and regret".
Sleeping 9 times in 3 days? Now, that's a lazy fuck.
Sounds like one of those relationships that only works if y'all stay in the bedroom