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  • 47 24
    Submitted by MajorJohnson on Apr 14, 14 at 6:33am

    It's called "The New Low Award", and it comes with a puke bag that you carry around.

  • 37 20
    Submitted by BecauseISaidSo on Apr 14, 14 at 11:10am

    Sounds like they are really not an ex anymore

  • 33 21
    Submitted by alf608 on Apr 14, 14 at 10:23am

    its called the "dont turn down a good thing" award

  • 27 20
    Submitted by TheBigRich on Apr 14, 14 at 3:42pm

    Congrats! You are back together. They are no longer your ex when >1/day.

  • 24 22
    Submitted by puggeroni on Apr 14, 14 at 7:44pm

    Yeah, it's called "herpes and regret".

  • 26 29
    Submitted by dpSkip on Apr 14, 14 at 3:07pm

    Try 12 in two days, underachiever...

  • 23 25
    Submitted by Sancho69 on Apr 14, 14 at 1:05pm

    Sleeping 9 times in 3 days? Now, that's a lazy fuck.