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  • It's called "The New Low Award", and it comes with a puke bag that you carry around.

    Submitted by MajorJohnson on Apr 14, 14 at 6:33am
  • Sounds like they are really not an ex anymore

    Submitted by BecauseISaidSo on Apr 14, 14 at 11:10am
  • Congrats! You are back together. They are no longer your ex when >1/day.

    Submitted by TheBigRich on Apr 14, 14 at 3:42pm
  • Try 12 in two days, underachiever...

    Submitted by dpSkip on Apr 14, 14 at 3:07pm
  • its called the "dont turn down a good thing" award

    Submitted by alf608 on Apr 14, 14 at 10:23am
  • Yeah, it's called "herpes and regret".

    Submitted by puggeroni on Apr 14, 14 at 7:44pm
  • Sleeping 9 times in 3 days? Now, that's a lazy fuck.

    Submitted by Sancho69 on Apr 14, 14 at 1:05pm
  • Sounds like one of those relationships that only works if y'all stay in the bedroom

    Submitted by bulletproof23 on Oct 23, 17 at 9:26pm