Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
