This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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That's fine, but can you take that lego eiffel tower out my butt and stop texting me when we're having sex
I think this needs elaboration!
Fuck you firstfirst
The way in which you post the same message on all these posts that never have anything to do with the actual post not only makes you just like firstfirst, but it tells me that you're probably either jealous of him because otherwise you probably wouldn't hate him so much, or you're actually secretly in love with him which is why you mention his name in every one of your posts, named yourself after him, and always say "Fuck you firstfirst" because you really do want to fuck him.
lick my balls fuckifirstfirst
Here's to those moms whose brain is permanently damaged because of all the acid taken in the 60's..yes, they're out there!
Must be experimenting with items up the vag.