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  • That's fine, but can you take that lego eiffel tower out my butt and stop texting me when we're having sex

    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on May 13, 11 at 5:52pm
  • I think this needs elaboration!

    Submitted by HyperionSin on May 13, 11 at 2:54pm
  • Fuck you firstfirst

    Submitted by fuckifirstfirst on May 13, 11 at 2:44pm
    • The way in which you post the same message on all these posts that never have anything to do with the actual post not only makes you just like firstfirst, but it tells me that you're probably either jealous of him because otherwise you probably wouldn't hate him so much, or you're actually secretly in love with him which is why you mention his name in every one of your posts, named yourself after him, and always say "Fuck you firstfirst" because you really do want to fuck him.

      Submitted by quwoosh on May 13, 11 at 6:57pm
    • lick my balls fuckifirstfirst

      Submitted by ShakeyDNB on May 14, 11 at 9:14am
  • Child! 0.o

    Submitted by sunkintovelvet on May 13, 11 at 6:06pm
  • Fascinating!

    Submitted by lawngnomes69 on May 13, 11 at 3:57pm
  • Here's to those moms whose brain is permanently damaged because of all the acid taken in the 60's..yes, they're out there!

    Submitted by CrissyGirl79 on Aug 15, 11 at 8:18pm
  • Weird!

    Submitted by wildcat2010 on May 13, 11 at 2:34pm
  • Must be experimenting with items up the vag.

    Submitted by Michguy on May 14, 11 at 10:37am