So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
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this happened to me valentines day last year. weiirrrrd
Doggy style enhancing strap is a leash, right?
this is a very clever way of saying "Let's use the handcuffs and have break up sex"... kodos my friend
I feel the same way about my strap on.
I hate break-ups when I lose all the good stuff like my vibrator and oils....I want my shit back asshole!
Use them on your rebound!
way yo talk about my last relationship... lol
seriously i swear to god i sent a text almost identical to this one.. i'm from 314...
i had the same thing happen to me! :/
who says you still can't?
this is actually me ex-girlfriend lol.... im sorry natalie kathleen sannes
The same thing happened to me! No joke!
I really hope you are my ex.
reminds of when i drunk dialed my former booty call to get my “doggy style enhancing strap” back
my ex still has my handcuffs too... asshole.
No dude it's my ex... I told em' we could still have sex goossshhhh what dramma!