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  • 69 25
    Submitted by KateMiles on Jul 30, 13 at 5:36pm

    Paula Deen would love it.

    • 25 22
      Submitted by dwain on Jul 30, 13 at 7:05pm

      only if it was a white dick.

      • 22 30
        Submitted by Kevin201 on Jul 30, 13 at 9:05pm

        wow asshole. keep drinking the kook aid the lamestream media feeds you

        • 24 39
          Submitted by ck24 on Jul 30, 13 at 9:43pm

          Her friend Jellyroll would eat it..

        • 14 26
          Submitted by dwain on Jul 30, 13 at 10:52pm

          it was a joke dip shit. and what is kook aid?

          • 22 38
            Submitted by Kevin201 on Jul 31, 13 at 5:44am

            a) I'm not a dipshit and b) it's what all the left wing kooks drink.

            • 20 30
              Submitted by dwain on Jul 31, 13 at 8:20am

              not going you cry are you?

  • 41 18
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 31, 13 at 1:33am

    Would a condom break on the corners?

  • 38 26
    Submitted by parker3741 on Jul 30, 13 at 11:04pm

    It would be funny if he had a nice body but an ugly face. Butter face, butter dick.

  • 30 14
    Submitted by crross on Jul 31, 13 at 7:45pm

    Butter is best when applied to buns.

  • 27 28
    Submitted by mordantmouth on Jul 31, 13 at 11:36am

    Thank you, fleshlight!!

  • 19 26
    Submitted by gingerstalker on Jul 31, 13 at 6:42pm

    I know that square dick fit beautifully in my round hole! ;-) boom city Red!!!

  • 16 23
    Submitted by Soulburn on Jul 31, 13 at 1:23pm

    Just be thankful it wasn't Brian Fantana. He nicknamed his penis "The Octagon"