oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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