We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
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2:10 - can you tell us where you live? so I can some KILL YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN SO THEY DON'T TURN OUT LIKE A PATHETIC OLD PIECES OF SHIT TALKING NONSENSE ABOUT THINGS NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT ON A WEBSITE DIRECTED AT COLLEGE KIDS just like you? k thanxxx
When you want a vag, it's ok, but if a woman wants cock, it isn't?
College boys are fucking boring. Jesus fuck, find some girl who turns you into a bend over boyfriend so you can learn some life lessons.
Hint: staying at home watching porn and shaving your balls does not make you interesting.
Wow, girls shouldn't even be allowed to post. Or vote. Or breathe.
June 10, 2009 2:03PM <-- FUCK YOU!
haha, you men (boys) are so easily threatened. it's hilarious watching you spin yourselves into a frenzy just because some chick said you were pencil-dicked and boring.
wow, so much hostility
oh no, 4:48, did you just call me a dreaded LESBIAN? OH NO! i'm so grievously insulted!
you've also managed to prove my point exactly. thanks, bro :)
i agree they have to b from jersey or boston
no frenzied behavior here. to reiterate what has already been said at some point if these girls were as motivated by cock as they say, they should be more proactive. i am sure one drunken night a world of warcraft playing, cheetos munching, chronic masturbating freshman would gladly let these two fuck him til he gets his "love rocks" off.
12:47 is a fucking feminist hippy that gets no dick because she is to wrapped up in world injustice to realize that she hasn't shaved in a week and recks of fucking patchuli oil. Maybe if she wasn't so fucking wrapped up in saving the dolphins and she didn't think she was the only intelligent person on campus she might find some to weed whack her fire crotch and give her a good horse fuckin...
OH NOES I'VE BEEN CATEGORIZED AND MINIMIZED BY PENCIL DICK COLLEGE BOYS!!!111 WHAT WILL I EVER DO.
God I can't wait for you to get hired in the real world, so I can fucking crush your dreams and hopes. Enjoy college life while you can, suckers, because you are fucked in all the wrong ways by the time you end up in your cubicle realizing that you really didn't fucking know everything. Maybe you will next year?
Don't count on it, sunshine.
Remember: people like me sign your cheques.
2:10, no YOU'RE not the time!
Well, it's only a matter of time before 1:44PM there gets raped and murdered like the worthless cunt she is huh? That bitch doesn't sign any fucking checks or maybe she signs "cheques" in France somewhere with the rest of the worthless. Dumb uptight cunt is all she is, just trying to make herself feel important.
not trying to be a bitch, but why are people fighting on tfln.... and insulting it at the same time?
great they are fucking multiplying.....the men arent the ones threatening to kill small children.......4:41 enjoy the rest of your day dressing up like a man and pretending to have a penis. Sorry if i am wrong but I have you pegged as the Mullet Sporting BULL DYKE type......I could be wrong.....im just sayin.
I think I'm just the guy to help them out.
A Shinto landmark on the grounds of a Buddhist temple really isn't the place to go if you're desperate to get laid. Just put on some skank heels and look drunk and lonely by the river for Christ's sake.
Not Jersey- rural Colorado. You can scan your mouse over the area code and it will tell you where the call was from.
Wow. It's not like people exactly have high standards in the 970 area code, either. Everyone's desperate and no one is that cute, so it really shouldn't be *that* hard to get laid. Unless their standards are higher than what can currently be found around here, in which case, perhaps they should try Denver.
way to suck and fuck your way to the top there 1:44
12:47 bitter much????
why cant I find these girls?!
Hey 1:44 I'm pretty sure the people that sign my checks wouldn't waste their time on TFLN since they have their businesses and families to get on with.
Is this that non shaving hippie, can't get none, fuckin' cunt that 2:10 was talking too? You should really go fuck yourself, as you can see, nobody here likes you. I'm sure you're used to that. Now go pretend to sign checks all alone in your 1 bedroom appt.
You're all fired for being haters. Both sides. Now get out of my office.
Yes, I agree. 1:44, the next time you are grasping the pill bottle in your hand as you contemplate suicide because no one loves you.....I implore you to open your mouth and relax the throat and let deaths sweet embrace sweep you away from your pitiful existance..
11:35---Why are you on this site when you are a dad? That is just creepy.
lol 1:44 you're so bitter. did you get turned down a lot in college?
thanks guys for being so supportive of us!
I have this crazy feeling this chick is over 250 lbs
I think she's talking about the two rocks in the Colorado Monument that look like two people kissing.
thanks for the info 7:33 :-)
4:O6 is a retraded C-U-N-T! Please go kill yourself.
you sound pretty desparate, and lonely
The OP and her friend can try being more proactive about their sex lives in more productive ways. For instance, they could try going out more and meeting new people instead of depending on love rocks...
Just a thought being both a csu grad and current grad student as well as a dad....I'm guessing these two chicks need for cock is not a general need but a need for something other than plaid short wearing, key light chugging, popped collar, white sunglasses, flat billed wide brimed hat wearing, bro loving, dudes named chad. I'm pretty sure they can stumble upon that kind of cock with the sound of a red plastic cup hitting the top of a sweetly painted beer pong table
hey if you ladies are really in colorado, you can have my cock
either way......they must look like Danny Devito
wow, these girls must be from jersey...sluts
Your life, please end it.
Signed, the rest of the human race
970!!!!! How the hell do you NOT get laid in Northern Colorado? Just throw on a dress, and hit the CSU campus. Any girl is bound to get laid on that campus! Best college ever!!!!
I will kill your kids. not kidding.
Hahahahaha - 210 - "...crotch has cobwebs..." Nice.
Seriously girls - not being able to get a boyfriend, OK. Not being able to get laid?? You are just not trying.
A guy with vision problems or low expectations?
Maybe if you weren't such a fat ugly whore that had grilled cheese pussy you would be able to find a man. Kind of fucked up that your so unwanted that you can't even give your pussy away.
damn, desparate much?
Hey the 970 is filled with beautiful people! you just have to visit the correct locations, Greeley is not the place....look towards the Aspen valley location and you will find some truly beautiful people
:-) Nothin but love for the 970
woooooooow........2:10's a fucking badass though.
I want their numbers.
THE LOVE ROCKS ARE IN JAPAN. They are a tourist attraction at the Kiyomizudera temple in Kyoto. Way to assume they were about cock.