she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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LOL LAUGH. OUT. LOUD. Not kidding.
Taco bell sauce is not the same as KY jelly. Don't allow it in bed!!
Should have thrust your dick inside of her and cum
I soooo no that Wasted Jim! I always thought that those Jokes were funny! Wanna make a run for the Boarder Tonight again?
What a filthy cumbucket. You should have stabbed her in the eye with your spork.
Haha... I've done that before
I love those little sauce packets!
Fifth. Yeah I fixed it. Suck it.
Hey that's where I live too!
Lmao this is something my friend Dana would do if she was drunk xD she's my daddy
you live in my area lmfao.
Awwww I think that really cute(: <3
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