she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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LOL LAUGH. OUT. LOUD. Not kidding.
Taco bell sauce is not the same as KY jelly. Don't allow it in bed!!
Haha... I've done that before
I soooo no that Wasted Jim!
I always thought that those Jokes were funny!
Wanna make a run for the Boarder Tonight again?
What a filthy cumbucket. You should have stabbed her in the eye with your spork.
Should have thrust your dick inside of her and cum
I love those little sauce packets!
Hey that's where I live too!
you live in my area lmfao.
Fifth. Yeah I fixed it. Suck it.
Lmao this is something my friend Dana would do if she was drunk xD she's my daddy
Awwww I think that really cute(: <3