Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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