just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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