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  • 607 area code, full of hillbillies and rednecks in New York. I've never seen so many beat up old trailers reinforced with cardboard plopped out on 5 acres packed full of people with two first names... what the FUCKK? not ALL of the 607. get your facts straight. ^^^AGREED!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:56pm
  • Justin the Rat from Secret of NIMH.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:10pm
  • If you went down on the little mermaid, would it taste fishy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:00pm
  • Wolverine. Like....all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:02pm
  • The chick bunny from Space Jam

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:51pm
  • Okay, Prince Zuko is dead hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:02am
  • Stephen Colbert wackes off to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:22pm
  • Yeah, Link from the Legend of Zelda. And while I've never masturbated to him, Gambit is also pretty freaking hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:05pm
  • i'm also going to say link from zelda.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:56pm
  • my own vag in the mirror

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:47pm
    • i had no idea that narcissism could be so hot (in a wierd way)...anyone jerk to that before?

      Submitted by yodah on Jul 1, 10 at 12:58am
  • bob dylan documentary.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:45am
  • 2:12 OMG I couldn't stop laughing because I think he's dead sexy too and that's fucking crazy. Yah Avatar!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:51am
  • 5:35- I think he's the dad from little mermaid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:37pm
  • yeah but i remember the part when ganondorfs castle is falling down the controller vibrates like crazy for a long time....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:38pm
  • images at the hardcore section on 4chan haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:01pm
  • Ned Flanders. also Jack... you know, of Jack in the Box

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:04am
  • all of the Disney princesses! (and I am a girl)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:43am
  • Aladdin. Both the animated version AND his hot Disney World incarnation. I would ride his magic carpet any day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:47am
  • mmmm to be honest myself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Never trust someone with two first names...... I'm just sayin'.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:09pm
  • Professor Snape- seconded :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:42pm
  • Jessica rabbit and Bugs Bunny as a girl....As a 3 some

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:10pm
  • That's kinda sick.. The 1937 porn we were watching last night.. All the hairy bushes.. On hbo, the history of porn.. Definitely interesting when 3 big chicks from the 30's are on camera with pubs you can braid trying to munch on eachother..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:24pm
  • 3:14 it's a hot game :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:33pm
  • Janitor from Scrubs Squidward from Spongebob Pebo Bryson

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:57pm
  • i once hooked a video camera up to my tv and watched myself. it was awesome. i recorded it for later.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:45pm
  • 2:20 YOU ARE A SICK FUCKER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:48pm
  • the terrorist on 24...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:25pm
  • stephen colbert isn't weird...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:44pm
  • 607 isn't full of rednecks you stupid fuck. Binghamton is in the 607; not exactly full of fucking rednecks when half the people that live there are from Long Island. Stupid fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:22pm
  • 3:35 - marry me. oh and, the matrix :3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:17pm
  • 2:32- I'm impressed you could keep it up while watching that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:37pm
  • Jesus and the spice girls at the same time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:25pm
  • 7.25 seconded. or actually, thirded:D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:05am
  • Kari Byron (redhead chick from mythbusters) and Erin Esurance

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:52am
  • my daughter's lesbian lover cate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:32pm
  • texas chainsaw massacre

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:59pm
  • no if you went down on the little mermaid it would taste humany

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:22pm
  • its good not to get sucked into the HATER'S crap. You're right about 2:20. These 11 year olds need to keep learning how to masturbate, because that's the only love they'll ever get anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:53pm
  • I agree with wolverine!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:36pm
  • I wacked it to Cher

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:54pm
  • a 20/20 segment on transgenders....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:24am
  • Anonymous said... the terrorist on 24... holy shit me too. and also zoolander.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:14pm
  • dude definitely the chick bunny from space jam....hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:36pm
  • @ 2:51 LMFAOOOO They made her unnecessarily hot for a childrens movie hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:55pm
  • 607 area code, full of hillbillies and rednecks in New York. I've never seen so many beat up old trailers reinforced with cardboard plopped out on 5 acres packed full of people with two first names... what the FUCKK? not ALL of the 607. get your facts straight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:12pm
  • and i thought he/she was bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:54pm
  • you must have liked his rod

    Submitted by sexygayboy on Apr 21, 11 at 12:23am
  • King Triton is a hottie. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:25pm
  • Taylor Lautner & Rob Pattinson :) yumm .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:19pm
  • Chris Hardwick's voice on the radio.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:28pm
  • 6:20, I like him, too. But Skwisgaar would be my first choice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:02am
  • I masturbate to the idea of little boys getting molested. Not that I want that to really happen to anyone, but the idea of it really gets me off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:20pm
  • my friends and family haha only my 1st cousins

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:05pm
  • 11:47 i agree ahah & reese from malcolm in the middle or, myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:19pm
  • Dudes getting off to video games wow no wonder there are so many lesbians and 2:20 should be shot..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:54am
  • the discovery channel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:08pm
  • @3:45 can unit your sex tape now that's classy,Paris eat your heart out..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:11pm
  • That's not weird. I think he's hot. I've done it before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:53pm
  • LMFAO @ most of these idr his name, he was on brace face..the one she had a huge crush on..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:12pm
  • whatever king triton is hot as fuck fa shoooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:10pm
  • my dad...like, not my real father, that's gross...but the idea of having sex with my dad. like, if he were hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:45am
  • 607 area code, full of hillbillies and rednecks in New York. I've never seen so many beat up old trailers reinforced with cardboard plopped out on 5 acres packed full of people with two first names...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:03pm
  • for some reason that made me laugh so hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:11am
  • July 5 2:10 I love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:08am
  • martin bashir's documentary on michael jackson

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:10pm
  • a wet bathing suit always gets me off because as a kid i always masturbated in the in the pool house after i got done swimming. that cold cloth does it every single time....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:06pm
  • For me it was lisa Simpson. Yes, marge and homers daughter. And yes, I'm slightly ashamed.

    Submitted by Martin998877 on Mar 12, 10 at 4:44am
  • chester from fairly odd parents

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:28pm
  • Someone in 607 also masturbated to Spock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:07pm
  • Stephen Colbert is fuckin hot! Think about getting tagged by him and John Stewart...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:00pm
  • Not during masturbation, but did anal with this one chick while Golden Girls was on the tv

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:32pm
  • i think 2:20 is just trying to start an argument

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:38pm
  • no lie, taylor lautner, i know he's like 16 but you have to admit it, the boy's hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:03pm
  • Some fashion talk show that happened to be on TV.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:41am
  • I have to agree that Snape is pretty damn hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:48pm