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  • 62 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:10pm

    Justin the Rat from Secret of NIMH.

  • 61 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:22pm

    Stephen Colbert wackes off to me

  • 64 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:00pm

    If you went down on the little mermaid, would it taste fishy?

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:02pm

    Wolverine. Like....all the time.

  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:47am

    Aladdin. Both the animated version AND his hot Disney World incarnation. I would ride his magic carpet any day.

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:02am

    Okay, Prince Zuko is dead hot.

  • 49 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:47pm

    my own vag in the mirror

    • 65 65
      Submitted by yodah on Jul 1, 10 at 12:58am

      i had no idea that narcissism could be so hot (in a wierd way)...anyone jerk to that before?

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:56pm

    607 area code, full of hillbillies and rednecks in New York. I've never seen so many beat up old trailers reinforced with cardboard plopped out on 5 acres packed full of people with two first names... what the FUCKK? not ALL of the 607. get your facts straight. ^^^AGREED!

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:56pm

    i'm also going to say link from zelda.

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:05pm

    Yeah, Link from the Legend of Zelda. And while I've never masturbated to him, Gambit is also pretty freaking hot.

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:04am

    Ned Flanders. also Jack... you know, of Jack in the Box

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:43am

    all of the Disney princesses! (and I am a girl)

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:52pm

    mmmm to be honest myself

  • 48 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:51am

    2:12 OMG I couldn't stop laughing because I think he's dead sexy too and that's fucking crazy. Yah Avatar!!!

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:24pm

    That's kinda sick.. The 1937 porn we were watching last night.. All the hairy bushes.. On hbo, the history of porn.. Definitely interesting when 3 big chicks from the 30's are on camera with pubs you can braid trying to munch on eachother..

  • 46 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:09pm

    Never trust someone with two first names...... I'm just sayin'.....

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:54pm

    I wacked it to Cher

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:10pm

    Jessica rabbit and Bugs Bunny as a girl....As a 3 some

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:51pm

    The chick bunny from Space Jam

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:25pm

    Jesus and the spice girls at the same time.

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:45am

    bob dylan documentary.

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:19pm

    11:47 i agree ahah & reese from malcolm in the middle or, myself.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:59pm

    texas chainsaw massacre

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:05pm

    my friends and family haha only my 1st cousins

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:55pm

    @ 2:51 LMFAOOOO They made her unnecessarily hot for a childrens movie hahaha

  • 42 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:03pm

    607 area code, full of hillbillies and rednecks in New York. I've never seen so many beat up old trailers reinforced with cardboard plopped out on 5 acres packed full of people with two first names...

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:25pm

    King Triton is a hottie. :)

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:38pm

    yeah but i remember the part when ganondorfs castle is falling down the controller vibrates like crazy for a long time....

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:33pm

    3:14 it's a hot game :/

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:28pm

    Chris Hardwick's voice on the radio.

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:12pm

    607 area code, full of hillbillies and rednecks in New York. I've never seen so many beat up old trailers reinforced with cardboard plopped out on 5 acres packed full of people with two first names... what the FUCKK? not ALL of the 607. get your facts straight.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:45pm

    i once hooked a video camera up to my tv and watched myself. it was awesome. i recorded it for later.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:17pm

    3:35 - marry me. oh and, the matrix :3

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:32pm

    my daughter's lesbian lover cate

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:37pm

    5:35- I think he's the dad from little mermaid

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:22pm

    607 isn't full of rednecks you stupid fuck. Binghamton is in the 607; not exactly full of fucking rednecks when half the people that live there are from Long Island. Stupid fuck.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:37pm

    2:32- I'm impressed you could keep it up while watching that!

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:54pm

    and i thought he/she was bad

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:24am

    a 20/20 segment on transgenders....

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:52am

    Kari Byron (redhead chick from mythbusters) and Erin Esurance

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:19pm

    Taylor Lautner & Rob Pattinson :) yumm .

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:01pm

    images at the hardcore section on 4chan haha

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:25pm

    the terrorist on 24...

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:06pm

    a wet bathing suit always gets me off because as a kid i always masturbated in the in the pool house after i got done swimming. that cold cloth does it every single time....

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:11am

    for some reason that made me laugh so hard.

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:05am

    7.25 seconded. or actually, thirded:D

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Martin998877 on Mar 12, 10 at 4:44am

    For me it was lisa Simpson. Yes, marge and homers daughter. And yes, I'm slightly ashamed.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:02am

    6:20, I like him, too. But Skwisgaar would be my first choice.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:48pm

    2:20 YOU ARE A SICK FUCKER

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:07pm

    Someone in 607 also masturbated to Spock

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:53pm

    its good not to get sucked into the HATER'S crap. You're right about 2:20. These 11 year olds need to keep learning how to masturbate, because that's the only love they'll ever get anyway.

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:57pm

    Janitor from Scrubs Squidward from Spongebob Pebo Bryson

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:42pm

    Professor Snape- seconded :D

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:08am

    July 5 2:10 I love you.

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:14pm

    Anonymous said... the terrorist on 24... holy shit me too. and also zoolander.

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:10pm

    whatever king triton is hot as fuck fa shoooo

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:08pm

    the discovery channel

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:45am

    my dad...like, not my real father, that's gross...but the idea of having sex with my dad. like, if he were hot.

  • 39 50
    Submitted by sexygayboy on Apr 21, 11 at 12:23am

    you must have liked his rod

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:11pm

    @3:45 can unit your sex tape now that's classy,Paris eat your heart out..

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:03pm

    no lie, taylor lautner, i know he's like 16 but you have to admit it, the boy's hot

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:36pm

    I agree with wolverine!

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:53pm

    That's not weird. I think he's hot. I've done it before.

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:20pm

    I masturbate to the idea of little boys getting molested. Not that I want that to really happen to anyone, but the idea of it really gets me off.

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:22pm

    no if you went down on the little mermaid it would taste humany

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:00pm

    Stephen Colbert is fuckin hot! Think about getting tagged by him and John Stewart...

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:44pm

    stephen colbert isn't weird...

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:54am

    Dudes getting off to video games wow no wonder there are so many lesbians and 2:20 should be shot..

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:10pm

    martin bashir's documentary on michael jackson

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:28pm

    chester from fairly odd parents

  • 55 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:12pm

    LMFAO @ most of these idr his name, he was on brace face..the one she had a huge crush on..

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:36pm

    dude definitely the chick bunny from space jam....hot

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:32pm

    Not during masturbation, but did anal with this one chick while Golden Girls was on the tv

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:38pm

    i think 2:20 is just trying to start an argument

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:41am

    Some fashion talk show that happened to be on TV.

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:48pm

    I have to agree that Snape is pretty damn hot.